my ordeal at the hairdresser

It all started in clonmel and in a very small hairdresser and a small blonde woman called......... actually i don't  know her name but she was very small and blind because she took to my head like a turkish lawnmower with 10 miles of lawn to mow. She went mental!!! there i was in the chair praying that she would stop soon but on and on she went but eventually she stopped and and then took out a very funny looking scissors and then she continued to cut it even more and she wasn't exactly cutting it rather pulling the hairs out with a swift tug and boy did it hurt then finally she took out the mirror and i grimaced and said its lovely well i couldn't say could u put some back so i payed her and out i went
The first comment i got was you look like a puff but i got over it by putting the chair down on my dads foot and leant to the side so that was funny as we were in a quiet cafe and he did scream like a girl which was even funnier. And that was my ordeal at the hairdressers.